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Man ‘Not Into Materialistic Things’ Sure Has A Lot Materialistic Shit Around House
LOCAL MAN Dylan O’Heir has a significant collection of ‘useless shit’ for a man who bemoans how everyone is held ... -
Sea Swimmer Not Going To Bother Today As No One There To See Him
CITING the complete absence of witnesses to his heroic suffering, sea-swimming martyr Cian Murphy has decided not to brave the ... -
Precancerous Mole On Local Man’s Neck Would Greatly Appreciate Some Suncream Right Now
A PRECANCEROUS mole living on the neck region of a local Waterford man has spoken out for the first time, ... -
Parents Actually Proud Teenage Son Smoking Real Cigarettes Over Vapes
WHEN 15-year-old Kevin Whelan first sparked up a Johnny Blue in front of his parents, he was expecting the worst, ... -
Perfect Day Having Cans In Field Ruined By More Obnoxious Group Having Cans Nearby
A PICTURE perfect day of overly loud tunes, boisterous drinking and unruly desecrating of a local beauty spot has been ... -
Friends Only See Each Other In Tesco These Days
FONDLY reminiscing when they used to choose short straws on a Sunday morning to see who had to make the ... -
Couple From Dublin & Cork Throw Accent Reveal Party For Baby
A COUPLE hailing from Dublin and Cork but living Portlaoise have joined a growing trend embraced by expectant couples as ... -
Ireland Ranked 15th In World Happiness Report Due To Survey Taking Place Outside Pubs
IRISH people have called into the question the veracity of the World Happiness Report which ranks Ireland as high as ... -
Woman’s 8 Years Of Tag Rugby Finally Pays Off In Scramble For Wedding Bouquet
PREVIOUSLY considering the twice weekly tag rugby meet ups as making a negligible difference in her social life, health and ... -
Woman’s Bank Account May Never Recover From Buying Round Of Cocktails In Upmarket Dublin Bar
“WHAT THE FUCK was I thinking?” cry-screamed 25-year-old professional Jessica O’Loughlinn at her own reflection as she interrogated herself in ...
