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Get You A Man Who Can Do Both: Richie Does Yoga & Sells Drugs
NOT TO BOAST but local woman Helen Gannon is head over heels for a man she knows any stranger would ... -
“Sorry I Missed Your Call – Phone Was On Silent” Insists Lying Prick
CURSING his friend for calling him during a TikTok binge while lying on the couch, Mark Stinson watched on as ... -
English Relations Having Funeral Very Late, Confirms Local Mother
THE UNTIMELY passing of a relation in England has prompted one local mother back home on Irish soil to grieve ... -
Irish People Lose 72 Hours A Year Waiting For Dithering Pricks To Be Done Nosing ...
“I JUST WANTED some cheddar but this prick was in ahead of me,” said one Irish supermarket shopper who missed ... -
Woman’s Sudden Onset Of Hunger Just Happened To Coincide With Boyfriend Going Into Kitchen
A PHYSIOLOGICAL mystery is unfolding in one Waterford apartment as local woman Amy Sheeran’s ghrelin hormone production and operation of ... -
Woman Enters ‘Third State Beyond Life And Death’ After Sculling Two Bottles Of Rosé Last ...
SCIENTISTS have descended to a Waterford city home this morning to study local woman Lisa Raynard who has apparently entered ... -
Woman Opening Door In Dressing Gown Before Friend Even Parks In Driveway Indicates Latest Fight ...
THRUSTING OPEN the front door of her houseshare in her dressing gown and folding her arms to form a stance ... -
New Law Will Allow People Slap Loud Yawners With A Shovel
FOLLOWING years of High Court battles the People Against Loud Yawning Front (PALYF) were celebrating today after a judge ruled ... -
Woman Sends Chill, Lowkey Text To Guy She Fancies After 60 Minutes Of Rewriting & ...
A LOCAL Waterford woman is being described as ‘cooler than a polar bear’s liathróidí’ after crafting the perfect lowkey text ... -
Doctors Urge Ban On ‘Destructive’ Smartphone Use By Irish Parents Over Certain Age
THE GOVERNMENT should declare social media and phone use by Irish parents as a public health emergency, at least that’s ...
