Irish People Lose 72 Hours A Year Waiting For Dithering Pricks To Be Done Nosing In Supermarket Fridges

“I JUST WANTED some cheddar but this prick was in ahead of me,” said one Irish supermarket shopper who missed his wedding, birth of his first child and his own funeral such was the hold up at the supermarket fridge unit, caused by a dithering prick.

Not an isolated incident, thousands of grocery shoppers are affected ever year as clueless indecisive eejits clog up the entry points to food display units making it impossible for people to complete a quick shop in a timely manner.

“Ah hurry the fuck up would ya, I’m hoping to get home before the sun burns out,” said one irate shopper who felt like the brief 11 second delay they endured was a 30 minute wait caused by the person at the milk fridge struggling to decide between skimmed and full fat milk.

Technological solutions to the estimated 72 hours a year the average person losses to waiting on dithering pricks have been trialed in recent months by supermarkets with mixed results.

“We tried sirens which go off when a camera detects someone is taking their sweet time but that didn’t help, with had stun-guns which zapped people rooted to the spot absentmindedly hesitating but they barely felt it,” said one supermarket manager who has moved on to arming staff with high powered cattle prods.

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