Get You A Man Who Can Do Both: Richie Does Yoga & Sells Drugs

NOT TO BOAST but local woman Helen Gannon is head over heels for a man she knows any stranger would be envious of.

“He’s very in touch with his sensitive side, and open minded, we’ve starting going to the same yoga classes and everything,” Gannon told friends of new squeeze Richard Headlon, who to feels as if he’s walked out straight from her dreams owing to the fact they have so much in common, chiefly yoga and drugs.

“Sure you could settle for someone who just deals drugs but I’m done settling, you know? I’m putting myself first for once,” added Gannon, who doesn’t like to judge but believes several of her friends are settling for inferior men who are one-dimensional in nature.

The 28-year-old has described how effortless her partnership is with a man she calls ‘Richie’ but everyone else has down in their contacts as ‘Richie Dealer’, sighting a wordless companionship and communication that makes previous relationships look like such inferior wastes of time by comparison.

“We’re on the same page on the yoga, ethical diet, the world around us and then he always has a bag when I know I’m going on a mad one of a weekend,” Gannon explained, almost pinching herself at the dream that is a sensitive worldly man who weigh out exact quantities of ket by hand alone.

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