Woman Opening Door In Dressing Gown Before Friend Even Parks In Driveway Indicates Latest Fight With Boyfriend A Big One

THRUSTING OPEN the front door of her houseshare in her dressing gown and folding her arms to form a stance which suggests bristling rage and impatience, all before her friend Sheila Boyne had a chance to park her car in the driveway, Casey Foley clearly has an hours long rant about her stupid boyfriend to get off her chest.

“I was right to bring the three bottles of wine,” ride or die friend Boyne said as she caught a glimpse of Foley’s ‘mob boss who wants someone dead’ expression on her face.

Boyne, supportive to a fault, has been here on a dozens of occasions before when Foley was in need of someone to agree with everything she says about why her boyfriend Kyle is wrong, no matter how reasonable he was being.

“She’ll cool off, this is what friends are for, and yeah I pulled a sickie on work but Casey would do the same for me,” said Boyle of her friend who would do no such thing.

What concerns Boyle most is not the long term health of her friend’s relationship, which will be fine, but rather the ware and tear should incidences have on her own face.

“You can’t just use the one expression when she’s complaining about how Jack is the worst human in the history of humans, I have to nod, then change to a ‘wow great point’ expression and on and on it goes for hours, putting my face through a multitude of ‘concerned friend face’ variations,” said Boyle before taking a deep breath and leaving her car.

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