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Middle-Class Housing Estate Hit By Door Wreath Epidemic
RESIDENTS of local middle class housing development Bracken Place have been urged cop on after what can only be described ... -
Poll: Should Tanning Beds Be Banned?
TáNAISTE Micheál Martin has backed calls for tanning beds to be banned on health grounds, stating the evidence around sunbeds ... -
“Right, Rush Hour! Time To Move My Entire Herd Of Cows Across The Road” Decides ...
REALISING it’s 8:40am on a weekday, local farmer Paddy Walsh almost forgot to delay commuters for twenty minutes on their ... -
Couple Make Big Show Of Scanning Wine Menu Before Selecting Cheapest Bottle
A WATERFORD BASED couple who have neither the wallet nor the taste palate to cast their eye to anything other ... -
Man Suspicious After Lack Of Hangover This Morning
DESPITE downing a cocktail of different beers, ciders and spirits yesterday afternoon as part of a ‘cure’ from the night ... -
Poll: Is It Wrong To Name Your Child After Your Mistress?
A NUMBER of people have criticised the growing number of a adulterer men who slyly convince their wives to name ... -
Naive Man Rings Customer Service Call Centre At 4:56pm
UNAWARE he’s about to be left in a call queue indefinitely, Ciaran Lawrence patiently practiced all the things he was ... -
Queue Of Women Form In Front Of Boy Racer After He Does Rev Of Engine ...
THE STREETS of Dungarvan are at a standstill as a convulsing crowd of rabid women, lost to horny desire, converge ... -
Nothing Better Than Day Pints, Confirms Study
A NEW study this past weekend has found that ‘there is nothing fucking better’ than having a few pints during ... -
“Who’s Laughing Now?” DVD Collector Sells Entire Collection For €75
“THEY all called me mad, but the only people mad now are the losers who lost out,” DVD collector Tony ...
