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“Thank You London” Homebound Local Man Posts To Social Media Like Some Kind Of Celebrity ...
POSTING to his 257 followers on Instagram, local man Tommy Sheehan thanked the entire city of London yesterday evening after ... -
Candid Pic Of Influencer Laughing Looking More Demented With Each Passing Second
WHAT AT FIRST appeared like a care-free candid photograph has taken on the air of a consciousness untethering from reality ... -
Diehard Feminist Girlfriend Has Strange Condition Where Limbs Stop Working When Menial Task Needs Doing
LOCAL MAN Stephen Heaney is worried for the health of his girlfriend Laura Ward after witnessing firsthand the negative effects ... -
Couple In Their 40s Wondering What The Fuck They’re Doing At Music Festival
RUBBING the back of his calf muscle to relieve his flared-up sciatica from sleeping on a tent floor for three ... -
Women Love Men Who Can Flip TV Remote In The Air And Catch It: Report
WOMEN absolutely lose their minds over men who can make the television remote control somersault in the air before catching ... -
Model’s Life Reaches Peak After Being Hired To Advertise Waterford Whispers T-Shirt
WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS can exclusively report that the life of 26-year-old model Caoimhin McBrearty has reached its peak after accepting ... -
“Just Finishing Up The Last Pint” Texts Lying Bastard Husband
TYPED with all the grace and attention of a scribe penning a chapter of the Bible, local man Mark Rogers’ ... -
‘Out Of Our Way’ Insist Women Walking Two Abreast On Busy Footpath
OBLIVIOUS to anyone they encounter on the path, middle-aged friends Kate Moran and Tessy Rotchford pummeled down a footpath forcing ... -
Middle-Class Housing Estate Hit By Door Wreath Epidemic
RESIDENTS of local middle class housing development Bracken Place have been urged cop on after what can only be described ... -
Poll: Should Tanning Beds Be Banned?
TáNAISTE Micheál Martin has backed calls for tanning beds to be banned on health grounds, stating the evidence around sunbeds ...
