THE decision to centre every facet of his existence around the culture of drinking is a hen that has certainly come home to roost for Waterford man Ciaran Toher, following the closure of all pubs and parties in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic. “In hindsight, I should definitely have had at least one past… Read more »
REALISING he will probably never win enough money to actually extract from his online poker account, despite putting hundreds in over the years, Mark Bolger has finally admitted that he is pure and utter shite at poker, WWN has learned. “I must have spent weeks at it, years nearly, but no matter how much I… Read more »
FRIENDS and acquaintances of Dublin man Jeremy Hayes have today staged an intervention for the jogging enthusiast over his continued tirade of absolute shite talk while running, calling on him to just take the time to casually chat now and again and enjoy the moment. Hellbent on proving how fit he is by continually waffling,… Read more »
DESPITE repeated purchases online resulting in dozens of ill-fitting clothes now lying in the bottom clothes drawer, Darren Mackey has once again chosen the ‘M’ option for his €49 T-shirt choice, reassuring himself that this time the top will fit perfectly. “If it’s too small it can go in the drawer with the rest of… Read more »
LOCAL man William Farnhill has added ‘swanky car’ to the list of things he doesn’t like about the Eastern European lad who moved in up the road from him, adding that it ‘doesn’t seem right’ that someone who hasn’t lived in Waterford for his whole life should be able to afford a 131 Nissan Qashqai… Read more »
“AS you can see, in our supposedly over-run hospitals, there are hardly any people in the waiting room” said Waterford dose Peter McGlynn on his live Facebook feed from inside University Hospital Waterford this afternoon, because it was either this or sit at home staring at the walls again. “Let’s just ask this woman here… Read more »
WITH more and more people walking in a bid to break up the monotonous day, the Footpath Safety Authority (FSA) has warned that instances of head-on collisions between pedestrians are spiraling out of control, with already 160 people injured so far this year. “Footpath etiquette has gone out the window and people are becoming more… Read more »
LOCKDOWN 2021 is here to stay, so what’s the project you’re going to take on with this time? Banana bread is so March 2020, and sourdough? What is this, August of last year? If you really want to pass the time while being the envy of your online audience (as well as making a few… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford man is now the subject of intense interest and intrigue from the scientific community after successfully growing his virginity back, WWN can reveal. Jack Curran (28) is one of many singletons adversely affected by nearly a year of on and off again lockdowns making normal socialising and dating all but impossible, and… Read more »
DESPITE not posting or liking anything in his 12 years on social media, that skulking prick from school continually views every single one of your Facebook and Instagram stories, watching you and everything you post, harvesting the visuals of your life for some unknown purpose, WWN has learned. Still with the same profile picture from… Read more »
