‘Out Of Our Way’ Insist Women Walking Two Abreast On Busy Footpath

OBLIVIOUS to anyone they encounter on the path, middle-aged friends Kate Moran and Tessy Rotchford pummeled down a footpath forcing oncomers out onto the road with all the air of local royalty.

“Then he said he’d collect Saoirse from drama, but she rang saying there was no sign of him at five past seven,” Kate talked at her friend as yet another victim had to avoid the pair of path hoggers.

“Jean Walsh got the all-clear but the husband is still off with yer Brazilian one in the tennis club and she hasn’t a notion, God love her,” Tessy talked over her friend as the women divulged their day’s gossip, somehow able to soak in the information while also simultaneously receiving it.

“Excuse me,” an oncoming walker pre-warned, a polite notification for them to make room which conveniently went under the pairs’ radar forcing him onto the road and a car to stop suddenly.

“Tony Kent’s mother dead then; has the house up for sale already… will probably piss it all up against the wall like the father did the last time,” Kate continued, before slapping straight into an oncoming woman now standing her ground.

“Single file, you pair of cunts – you don’t own the place,” the shocked were told, now turning around to watch the local hero continue her way forward before raising one single middle finger in her wake.

“Some people are so rude, Tessy!” Kate exclaimed, her face in utter shock.

“Absolute battleaxe, Kate. Ignore her!” Tessy agreed, as they continued on their way to learn nothing.

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