Model’s Life Reaches Peak After Being Hired To Advertise Waterford Whispers T-Shirt

WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS can exclusively report that the life of 26-year-old model Caoimhin McBrearty has reached its peak after accepting the chance to model a t-shirt from the infinitely popular and revered shop waterfordwhispers.shop.

“I thought it couldn’t get better than when Anna Wintour personally screamed at me at the Met Gala and called me a 6ft 2″ bag of shite but I was wrong,” conceded McBrearty whose 8 years of toiling away and slumming it at high end fashion shows and gracing the covers of the world’s most respected magazines has finally paid off.

“I guess the time I dressed as a giant sexy couture leather banana during Paris fashion week has officially been knocked off the gold medal position in my career,” admitted McBrearty, who called modeling the t-shirt an honour of a lifetime.

Meeting the love of his life, welcoming children into the world, curing cancer, developing a Return recycling machine that never breaks, no matter the accomplishments that await him, it is clear McBrearty’s life has unquestionably reached its peak, and with it may come the slow existential creeping sensation that there is nothing left to conquer and his life is now meaningless.

“You always hope you’ll get the big call; YSL, Chanel, CK, Gucci, Shaws but never in a million years did I think I’d THE call. I’m never taking this t-shirt off,” concluded McBrearty, ignoring the fact that his contract clearly stated he could not take home the clothes he modeled and he would have to buy the affordable, stylish and funny range of merchandise that is the perfect gift for everyone from waterfordwhispers.shop like everyone else.

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