Category: LIFESTYLE


Local Dose Into The Whiskey Now

LOCAL try-hard Donald Ryan has announced to just about everyone he meets that he’s now ‘into the whiskey’, following several painful years of promoting craft beer, wine, gin, basically any alcohol trend that was going at the time. Desperate to disguise his habit under the label ‘connoisseur’, Ryan admits to never refusing the ‘occasional shot’… Read more »

Absolute Legends Planning 12 Shebeens Of Christmas

A BUNCH of absolute legends have confirmed that lockdown restrictions will not effect this year’s annual 12 pubs of Christmas piss-up as they will now attend 12 shebeens instead. Shebeens, an illicit bunch of underground bars in which excisable alcoholic beverages are sold without a licence, have grown in popularity across the island of Ireland… Read more »