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Woman Basically Living Amish Lifestyle After Taking 5 Minute Break From Phone
LOCAL woman Fiona McCally is wondering if she should start shopping for a bonnet and black cape in the wake ... -
Nutritionists Advise Eating Whatever You Like, We’re All Fucked Anyway
STILL sticking to your new year diet? Well, a new study has shown that it doesn’t really matter anymore, so ... -
Single-Use Mask Set To Last Local Man Entire Pandemic
WITH the end of the Covid-19 pandemic in sight, Waterford man Eamon O’Mallen is confident that the same blue-and-white medical ... -
Hungover Man Wondering If Anyone Else Can Smell Him Right Now
AN INCREDIBLY hungover man who smells like he showered in fermented bin juice is sheepishly trudging through town, casting meek ... -
Calls For Designated ‘Coke Only’ Cubicles To Curb Pub Toilet Queues
BAR AND NIGHTCLUB patrons across the country have called on establishments to allocate new designated cocaine cubicles in a bid ... -
Parent Just Making School Lunches For Show At This Stage
A COUNTY Waterford mother has admitted to just making school lunches for show, despite knowing it will end up straight ... -
“I Should Probably Check” Dad Having Lie-in Wondering If Kids Still Alive
AWAKING to a dead Saturday morning silence, dad of two Ger Gleeson pondered if his two darling kids were still ... -
Man Will Set Up Squarespace Website If It Means Ad Will Stop Following Him Around ...
HAUNTED by the spectre of an advert for website building and hosting company Squarespace stalking his every internet move, from ... -
Shit, Does This Mean Local Man Will Have To Take The Missus Out For Valentine’s ...
LOCAL MAN Stephen Barnes has demanded the government rethink its hastened reopening of the economy and dropping of restrictions which ... -
Local Man Back To Tipping Fuck All After Period Of Festive Generosity
AFTER a rough few weeks where he felt duty-bound to tip service staff and fast-food delivery drivers a decent amount, ...