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Granddad Won’t Be Happy Until He Breaks Hip
“Hey, you, Shawn Michaels, would you get down off that fuckin’ ladder” pleaded an exasperated Ruth O’Rahallan, shouting up at ... -
Couple Who Don’t Want Kids To Break It To Them Tonight
“WE’RE always being asked about it. A day doesn’t go by when someone doesn’t pressure us, but kids are not ... -
Huge Boost As 1% Of Principals Say They Have Confidence In Norma Foley
THE SOUND of champagne corks could be heard popping in the office of Minister for Education Norma Foley as she ... -
Man’s Pledge To Take It Easy This Weekend At Risk After Single ‘Pints?’ Text From ...
LOCAL man John Finlan’s resolve and discipline faced a huge set back in the last hour after he received a ... -
Doctor Tells Man Who Ran Dublin Marathon His ‘Nipples Will Never Be The Same’
SOME 48 hours on from the excruciating hell that is the Dublin marathon, local man Ian Reilly remains in A&E ... -
98% Of Conversations In Ireland Ripping The Piss Out Of Some Poor C**t
ACCORDING to a new study, the large majority of conversations in Ireland involve ripping the absolute piss out of some ... -
BREAKING: Petrol Station Customer Walks Straight Back Through Entire Queue
DESPITE an obvious queuing lane system in place to prevent awkward and annoying confrontations with his fellow queuing customers, Matt ... -
Touching! Dad Replies To Daughter’s Lengthy Heartfelt Message With Thumbs Up Emoji
NOT one to hold back on his emotions, Waterford dad Tim Mackey was today praised for his heartfelt response to ... -
Married Couple To Bravely Stay Together Because Who The Fuck Can Afford To Move Out?
A DEEPLY unhappy couple have made the courageous decision to tough it out because who can afford half a mortgage ... -
Toddler Embarrassed After Mother Throws Tantrum In Supermarket
THERE was significant embarrassment etched on the face of 16-month-old Olivia Carmody as her mother sparked into a predictable tantrum ...
