Family’s Recycling Bin Rules Out The Fucking Window During Festive Period

THE increased volume of consumption of foodstuffs alongside gift buying and receiving has led local Dublin family, the Moores, to upend their strict adherence to environmentally conscious recycling practices.

“I’m normally Mother Earth around here but I’m very much adopting a whatever it is, burn it, melt it, bin it sort of attitude,” Moore patriarch Colin explained.

“Christmas is expensive enough without half a dozen tree hugging dump runs thrown into the mix”.

Ordinarily never contemplating placing batteries in a bin, the Moores have absentmindedly thrown enough redundant power supply into the compost bin to reanimate a corpse. While enough plastic has made it into the normal bin to make a new Kardashian sister.

“What? Don’t look at me like that it could be nuclear waste for all I care, the black and green bins are full. Sue me,” added mother to the Moore clan, Deborah.

Adopting the FIITB method of festive recycling, the Moores admit while it won’t save the environment it will save them a lot of unwanted hassle.

“The core principle of the Fuck It In The Bin may seem complex at first but basically it’s a case of no questions asked, fuck it the fuck in the fucking bin. Sure amn’t I run off my feet cooking, cleaning, entertaining and what, I’m supposed to be Greenpeace too?” concluded Deborah.

Thankfully, WWN has it on good authority no other family engages in this behaviour during the festive season thus any negative environmental impact is negligible.