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Woman’s Bank Account May Never Recover From Buying Round Of Cocktails In Upmarket Dublin Bar
“WHAT THE FUCK was I thinking?” cry-screamed 25-year-old professional Jessica O’Loughlinn at her own reflection as she interrogated herself in ... -
Time Saved On Not Having To Untangle Earphones Pales In Comparison To Time Lost Looking ...
PRODUCT engineers at leading electronic manufacturers have apologised en masse and called for reconciliation efforts after admitting that while they ... -
Student Mortified After Parents Caught Mitching From Parent Teacher Meeting
A COUNTY Waterford student has apologised for his parents today who were found to be sharing a cigarette down a ... -
Local Man Retires From All Forms Of Exercise Aged 38
A COUNTY Waterford father-of-three has officially retired from all forms of exercise at the age of 38, claiming anyone can ... -
Whale Carcass In Dungarvan Going For €300 A Night On Airbnb
A QUICK THINKING Dungarvan entrepreneur has acted swiftly in setting up Munster’s newest and most unique Airbnb experience by converting ... -
“What’s Your Attachment Style?” Asks Woman On Date, Staring With The Intensity Of A Thousand ...
NOT TRYING to come on too strong, local woman Anna Kenny has inquired as to what her date Sean Barry’s ... -
Irish Couples Under Increasing Pressure To Have ‘Mini-moon’
A NEW SURVEY of Irish couples reveals that many feel crushing pressure to go on a ‘mini-moon’ despite ‘stupid fucking ... -
‘Super Low Key’ Girls Xmas Meet Up Somehow Costs €427
AN ANNUAL Xmas get together over a ‘super low key’ lunch among a group of friends is dangerously spiralling into ... -
Man Greets ‘Suitable For 8 People’ Label On Food Like A Challenge
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has admitted for the first that for much of his life he has treated the guidelines ... -
Manager Still Doing Staff Rota In Foolscap
CAREFULLY removing it from a shelf labelled ‘don’t touch’ like a newly discovered Dead Sea Scroll, restaurant manager Teresa Kennan ...
