TENS of thousands of Irish workers are currently trying to convince themselves that it’s nice to have a bit of ‘me time’ to listen to podcasts or just stare out the window of a stationary bus, car or train, following their return to the office for the first time in 18 months. “I forgot how… Read more »
THOUSANDS of Irish people are in dire need of group chat etiquette training according to a new report, which suggests that some users of services such as WhatsApp don’t even know that a ‘thumbs up’ emoji means ‘this conversation is over, please stop texting me’. “Yes, I’ve had this problem before with some of the… Read more »
BY NOW, everyone knows that wine is the healthiest drink you can consume in large quantities and is 9 times more beneficial than water, with even calls from those in the health and wellness community to include both white and red wine taps into every home in the country. Thanks to ongoing research, we now… Read more »
STARING out at her manicured and blossoming back garden, one teary-eyed local mother left her three children in no doubt as to what her most precious creation in her life was, WWN can reveal. “Look at that geranium, last year there wasn’t a peep out of it, but look at it now. Getting all the… Read more »
FEARS escalated in a Waterford man today over the welfare of his long-time friend after forgetting to give a friendly double tap of the car roof before he left in his car, leaving the vehicle open to all sorts of bad luck and certain catastrophe, WWN can confirm. Jonathan Lyons said he completely forgot to… Read more »
A NEW study has shown that young boys may have the right idea when it comes to the opposite sex, girls (and subsequently women) are weird, gross, and should be avoided at all costs. “Children are very intuitive at that age – it’s a very base, primal instinct that helped us as cave people to… Read more »
UP to 5,000 people who took part in an extensive working-from-home survey have noted that they are now able to get their work done without the distraction of neighbourhood sounds such as alarms or arguments, which they say ‘blend into the background’ after a fairly short period of time. “I barely hear it these days”… Read more »
YOUTHS in the vicinity of Dublin bay’s beloved Bull Island has expressed hurt, shock and outrage at the demolition of an iconic old life guarding station, which had long been the go-to spot for young people to engage in activities such as drinking cans, heavy petting, and lighting little fires. “It’s a disgrace. This building… Read more »
REGARDLESS of how their parents dressed them as kids, their own individual opinion on the matter or indeed a pride in their twin-ness, grown-up twins are being requested to no longer dress the same as it’s weirding everyone out. “It’s cute when they’re kids, but after a certain age it’s just very odd” mused one… Read more »
