UNABLE to resist its seductive radioactive powers, Waterford man John Power’s moral compass has today been left compromised by Earths nearest star today leaving him with no other option but to organise an absolute tear out his back garden. Knowing full well the implications of having people around to his home, Power pointed to the… Read more »
THERE were times you didn’t think you were going to make it, but you did; you really did! After nearly nine years of hard work and scrimping and saving to match the increase in payments made to ‘stay in line with market pricing’, you’ve finally made your 100th rent payment to your landlord. It’s time… Read more »
AFTER the latest research reveals an alarming drop in teenagers smoking and drinking, parents are being asked to go that extra mile to ensure their children have every opportunity to partake in the Irish traditions of old which include drinking in a field and smoking to look cool in front of friends. Here’s how you… Read more »
ORIGINALLY bought as some sort of exercise regime or weight training program or something or other, the kettlebell sat in the home of Dublin man Cathal McHogan has proved to be an incredibly useful thing to have about the house, WWN can report. “It’s mad, I don’t even remember buying them!” laughed the 37-year-old, pushing… Read more »
“DON’T dress for the lockdown you’re in, dress for the lockdown you’d like to be in” said Waterford woman Sheila McTavert this morning, changing out of her ‘nighttime’ pajamas and into her ‘daytime’ pajamas. McTavert, 32, opted for a fresh pair of PJs this morning having spent the majority of last week working from home… Read more »
REPORTS circulating a Waterford community this afternoon has confirmed that some little loser still has both his biological parents living in the same house together like some kind of fully functional family, WWN has learned. Davey Lynch, (12), was branded a little freak by peers after slipping up and stating his parents were still together,… Read more »
“I can’t wait drink a cup of coffee, but y’know… sitting down” mused Waterford man Eoghan McCardle, wistfully staring out his front room window as yet another day of lockdown trundled along. Like the majority of people, McCardle’s dreams of a post-lockdown life don’t extend to lavish foam parties and orgies and dogging, and licking… Read more »
THE never-ending battle surrounding the topic of ‘screen time’ in the Donnellan household shows no signs of letting up this week, as 9-year-old Eamon Donnellan continues to push the boundaries of his parents patience by insisting that when they said ‘no more TV’, they didn’t say ‘no more YouTube’. Stressed-out homeschooling parents Marie and Declan… Read more »
THE decision to centre every facet of his existence around the culture of drinking is a hen that has certainly come home to roost for Waterford man Ciaran Toher, following the closure of all pubs and parties in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic. “In hindsight, I should definitely have had at least one past… Read more »
