Time Saved On Not Having To Untangle Earphones Pales In Comparison To Time Lost Looking For Dropped Air Pod

PRODUCT engineers at leading electronic manufacturers have apologised en masse and called for reconciliation efforts after admitting that while they have ended the scourge of untangling headphone cables they have inadvertently created a bigger problem, chiefly endless hours lost searching for dropped or misplaced wireless ear buds.

“We tried to play God and we’ve been punished,” product designers admitted, hanging their heads in shame.

Their apology, delivered over a public Zoom call was briefly delayed as one designer had misplaced their wireless ear phones, last seen on a kitchen counter hours previous.

Introduced by Japanese firm Onkyo and popularised by Apple the wireless earbuds were presented to people as a solution to the bitter frustration brought about by detangling of ear phone cables, the untethering of which cost the average person weeks of their life.

“The horrible dystopian present we created actually causes more lost hours as people can’t just wrap their ear phone cables around the phones while still plugged in,” said one product engineer, who nearly died from starvation after his wireless ear bud fell out while on a forest walk, leading him spends hours retracing his steps to no avail.

While accessories like magnetic ear bud cases which stick to phones cases have been created, the public has pointed out they’re ‘not fucking paying for bullshit accessories, have you seen the price of wireless ear phones!?!’

“We thought we were clever, adding the ‘find my air pods’ feature but instead of helping people, it just led to them losing their sanity as they ripped up cushions from the very sofa the app said they were under only to find nothing there. We should be in prison for our crimes,” concluded an ashamed lead designer.

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