Most Unromantic Man In Ireland Saved By Last Minute Panic Shop In ALDI

WITH VALENTINE’S Day appearing like an apparition out of nowhere with no warning and zero promotion, Gavin McNeffin, widely regarded as Ireland’s most unromantic man, has been saved by a panic shop in ALDI.

“Hang on, is Valentine’s Day on the 14th?” McNeffin said in response to reminder texts from his sisters to treat his girlfriend Louise Kane to some romance for once.

“Maybe I better ask her if we’re ‘doing Valentines’ this year as we’re two years together now and have probably moved past that stage in our relationship,” declared 22-year-old McNeffin.

Had McNeffin not stumbled into his local ALDI, the Waterford man was on course to possibly top last year’s gift to Kane of subjecting her to watching ‘greatest overhead kick goals’ compilation videos online while wondering why she was upset.

“If there’s one thing she loves more than debating if it was a technically a bicycle kick or an overhead kick, it’s a big juicy steak,” McNeffin said, as he used his arms to sweep anything with a red-bow into his ALDI shopping basket.

Despite beads of sweat gathering on his forehead, with his purchase of an ALDI card, award-winning steak, middle aisle candle and chocolates, McNeffin is now in line to accumulate enough brownie points to open up his very own brownie factory.

“I even got Louise one of her favourite Proseccos; one with alcohol in it,” beamed McNeffin, basking in the knowledge that his other half is actually very lucky to have him now he thinks about it.