Student Mortified After Parents Caught Mitching From Parent Teacher Meeting

A COUNTY Waterford student has apologised for his parents today who were found to be sharing a cigarette down a back lane near his school when they were meant to be attending a parent teacher meeting in his school, WWN can reveal.

The pair, who were caught by vice principle Derek Hanton, were forced to stay back after the scheduled two hour meeting and lectured on the importance of attending parent teacher talks and each made write a three-page fools cap essay on why they didn’t turn up.

“We just felt like we were back in school ourselves and all the waiting around was boring the bollocks off us,” father Tony Widel told WWN, admitting they didn’t expect to be caught mitching from school so late in life.

“We’re never going to use anything these teachers say anyway,” added wife and supposed mother Geraldine, who turns 43 this month, “the first two teachers were talking down to us like children so we said fuck this, let’s head down the back lane for a smoke and just tell our son we met all his teachers”.

More disappointed than angry, son John Widel stated that while his parents embarrassed him in front of the whole school, he understood they weren’t the academic types and probably had a range of undiagnosed attention disorders.

“I didn’t give out, but I think my silence said it all,” the 14-year-old A-student revealed. “I just hope they understand it’s their own future they’re screwing up here and not mine”.