“What’s Your Attachment Style?” Asks Woman On Date, Staring With The Intensity Of A Thousand Burning Suns
NOT TRYING to come on too strong, local woman Anna Kenny has inquired as to what her date Sean Barry’s attachment style is before the man has had a chance to take his coat off, WWN has learned.
“I find it’s good to be direct,” offered Kenny, providing a list of the next decade’s worth of predicted social occasions Barry would be expected to attend were he to enter into a relationship with the 27-year-old.
“Ah avoidant/dismissive, got ya,” nodded Kenny, as Barry baulked at being asked to provide the last 3 year’s worth of bank statements and results from an up-to-date health check.
Caught unawares by Kenny’s inquiries, Barry wished he had more time to prepare carefully worded lies about how focused, calm and reliable he was.
“I don’t have time to fuck around Sean, I’m 72 menstrual cycles passed what many consider the optimum time to get pregnant so forgive me if I don’t indulge your ‘so what’s your favourite music’ bullshit,” Kenny added, exhibiting the energy normally seen in a cat feasting on the still warm carcass of their deceased owner.
“This chat shite, it’s all foreplay. I don’t even have time for twoplay or oneplay Sean. Put your blood type, star sign, birth stone, your family tree and DNA into my phone and press enter,” continued Kenny, guiding Barry to a website called TickTockMotherFucker.com.
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