Woman Sends Chill, Lowkey Text To Guy She Fancies After 60 Minutes Of Rewriting & Rephrasing

A LOCAL Waterford woman is being described as ‘cooler than a polar bear’s liathróidí’ after crafting the perfect lowkey text to a guy she fancies with many suggesting she could offer a professional service crafting similar texts for terminally single people.

Rachel Casey (26) mastered a breezy text with a subtle hint of flirtation and all it took was 60 long minutes of fretting over every syllable and weathering four medium-to-large panic attacks, marking the woman out as one of Ireland’s premier DM senders.

“Sure, I dislocated one of my thumbs from constantly erasing the drafts of the message I was composing but I’m pretty happy with the end result,” explained Casey, who having successfully sent the text now just has an agonising wait for a response during which she is free to spiral.

“Not only did I send it after an hour of anxiety, my anxious pacing around the kitchen means I hit my steps goal for the day too,” shared Casey, whose ‘Nah not up to much, but I’m sure if we were hanging out we’d be getting in some serious trouble lol’ texted has been much admired by her peers.

Such was the strong composition of her message Casey has been asked to host a number of workshops for would-be texters hoping to flirt outrageously with those they fancy.

UPDATE: Upon further inspection Casey’s text contained a typo and said ‘if we were banging out’ instead of ‘hanging out’ prompting the assembling a crisis team containing her house mates who insist there is nothing to panic about and this is in fact the perfect typo.