Perfect Day Having Cans In Field Ruined By More Obnoxious Group Having Cans Nearby

A PICTURE perfect day of overly loud tunes, boisterous drinking and unruly desecrating of a local beauty spot has been ruined for one group of friends with the arrival of a superior group of obnoxious can-drinking-cunts, WWN can report.

Eoin Kiely and five friends had planned to have the run of a suburban Dublin park, getting increasingly drunk while apologising, for the 24th time, to nearby families having picnics after haphazardly kicking a football in their direction while blasting music from a speaker.

However, due to the arrival of what looks like a casting call for Love/Hate the Musical, Kiely and his mates have shrunk in size and dialed back their misbehaving in an attempt to attract zero attention from the intimidating group.

“Some people have no respect,” said Kiely at a cautiously low volume, as he watched the nearby group start burning empty rubbish while throwing it at a group of young Spanish students.

“That’s not on, at least we’ve the decency to leave our rubbish is a neat little unburnt pile 40 feet from the nearest bin,” continued Kiely, whose dreams of ruining everyone’s day was ruined by the impressively nasty men who puzzlingly ranged in age from 16 to 66.

Choosing to advertise their awful bastard credentials by not wearing any tops but completely covering their faces with neck scarves, the can-drinking men taking public disorder to new heights treated park dwellers to the same four Cascada songs on repeat.

“Like, where are the guards when you need them,” queried Kiely, lamenting the fact you can’t even wreck the heads of everyone enjoying the sun anymore without stuff like this happening.

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