Ireland Ranked 15th In World Happiness Report Due To Survey Taking Place Outside Pubs

IRISH people have called into the question the veracity of the World Happiness Report which ranks Ireland as high as 15th in the world.

“This has to have been done outside pubs at that sweet spot in the night were everyone is merry and sound,” said one disbelieving Irish man of a report that ranks Finland in top spot.

It is claimed Irish people, at their disarming, personable and talkative best in beer gardens, would have fallen over themselves to wax lyrical about life in Ireland especially if the extensive study took place in blistering 5 degree sunshine.

“This is why I’m always suspicious of these sorts of reports, they didn’t survey a proper cross section of the population. I mean, they clearly didn’t talk to our abundant supply of miserable cunts. It’s an oversight,” countered one Irish person.

“I know Afghanistan has its issues but I think we should be in last place instead of them just based on the output of Journal.ie comments section alone,” they added.

Elsewhere, the coalition government has taken the reports findings as further proof everyone either loves living at home with their parents into their mid 40s or paying €2200 rent.

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