Euromillions Winner’s Identity Revealed After Person Seen Buying Kerrygold

THE ANONYMOUS nature of the Ireland’s €250mn Euromillions jackpot winner barely lasted 14 hours after a ludicrously extravagant purchase gave away their identity, WWN can reveal.

“I said to Jakub on tills ‘I bet that’s yer man’. You wouldn’t want people knowing who you are, the big fucking eejit couldn’t resist flashing the cash,” said retail worker Gareth Calley, who witnessed Ireland’s newest quarter-billionaire purchase a pound of Kerrygold butter at 9.18am this morning.

“That shit’s retailing for nearly €6 in some places, if you want to keep a low profile and not give away your identity buying a Ferrari would have been smarter,” shared Lotto expert Ciara Coles, assessing the reckless spending of the Euromillions winner, John Folan.

Soon crowds gathered in the streets surrounding the supermarket as word spread in the locality that someone had enough money to purchase Kerrygold without double checking their bank balance or asking the Credit Union for a loan.

“Ah fuck sake, the wife warned me and all. ‘Keep the head down’, don’t buy anything flash,” said winner Folan, speaking to WWN from the window of his armoured tank which was being airlifted out of the car park by his new helicopter, which was understated in comparison to his lavish butter purchase.

Lotto expert Coles warned Folan could soon burn through his fortune if he carries on with his impulsive runaway spending spree.

“Purchases of cinema popcorn, name brand cereal, health insurance, all these extravagant excesses will catch up on him,” concluded Coles.

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