Man Finally Sits Himself Down To Learn How To Spell ‘Accommodate’

AFTER booking the day off, especially from work today, local man Ger Flynn sat upright in his bed, cracked his knuckles and made his way to his study in the hopes of sitting himself down to learn one of his most misspelt words, ‘accommodate’.

With the advent of spell correction, Flynn said he’s been able to get away with a multitude of words but has decided to face the music and finally go on to wire his spelling neurons correctly.

“It’s fine pretending to others you can spell – they don’t see the huge number of autocorrects I get flagged on – but deep down there is always that guilt there chipping away at you for not being able to spell a fairly straight forward word,” the 53-year-old civil servant revealed.

“There’s two fucking m’s, Ger, Jesus Christ how hard is it?” Flynn could be heard shouting at himself, now three hours into his study.

“This might take longer than I expected,” he groused, angry with himself for still not being able to spell it, realising now he may not be able to move onto another commonly misspelt word of his after lunch.

“I thought I might get to ‘definitely’ or ‘colleague’ later this afternoon but look, one step at a time,” the English teacher concluded, before booking another two days off work.