We Dug Up The Corpse Of Colin Powell Who Confirmed Iran Has WMDs

AS A QUESTIONING and combative news agency in the West with unimpeachable integrity and attention to detail, it is incumbent upon WWN to question every utterance and claim made by a government.

With the Trump administration claiming the bloodthirsty Iranian regime could be disguising its nuclear facilities by dressing them to look like civilians, WWN literally dug deeper to find the truth.

Under the cover of darkness we went to Section 60, Grave 11917 in Arlington Cemetery and after some significant physical exertion we were able to bring renowned identifier of WMDs Colin Powell to the surface and prise open his coffin and get an exclusive interview.

“Iran must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon. But having just implied they don’t have one, they absolutely do have one so the only option is war,” confirmed Powell, a decorated general of the only army to ever drop an atomic bomb on another country.

“We’d had intelligence for the last 40 years that Iran was weeks away from a nuclear weapon. But would anyone listen? No. And now after 2,080 weeks, look where we are – bombing places we’ve identified as active uranium enrichment facilities that when hit with our bombs, have given off absolutely no radiation whatsoever,” added Powell, shortly before his decaying head fell from his shoulders.

Elsewhere, US president Donald Trump confirmed “the military operation was a complete success as none of you are talking about the Epstein stuff anymore”.

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