Man Has Existential Crisis After Dog Takes A Disliking To Him

A LOCAL MAN is asking everyone to keep him in their prayers after descending into a horrible spiral upon encountering his neighbour’s new dog who immediately took an intense disliking to him, WWN can report.

Andrew Lannigan (33) has been left questioning everything he knows about himself after a 6-month old Jack Russell named ‘Shep’ carried out a relentless barrage of barking each and every time he encountered the Waterford man.

“I consider myself a nice guy, I love dogs, all dogs but they like have a sixth sense, so now I’m asking myself what did I do? Am I a monster? I must be,” an upset Lannigan said.

“It’s when I say ‘who’s a good boy?’ Shep actually hears ‘you want some you little shit? I’ll end you’. I don’t know what to do, even Hitler got along with dogs, but Shep’s having none of me,” Lannigan said, as he stared out his window, his face racked with sorrow.

“And then you’re like, maybe Shep senses something in my past, a previous life even, and he’s like ‘you’re not fucking fooling me buddy’, oh God,” added Lannigan spiralling further and finding himself at the bottom of an existential canyon with no way out.

While friends, family and coworkers initially dismissed Lannigan’s concerns, news that Shep wouldn’t even be bribed by a bag of dog treats has led those closest to Lannigan to slowly recede from his life and cut off all contact.

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