Luxury Hotel Gives Woman Unforgettable Clear Glass View Of Husband Shitting On Toilet

A LOCAL WOMAN is regretting her part in insisting a two-night stay in a high end luxury hotel represented value for money and was a much needed romantic getaway, after the partially and poorly frosted glass in the bathroom of their suite in The Winston Hotel meant that she was given front row tickets to her husband of 12 years having a shit.

“This is first and last time I pay €679 quid to have a waist-and-above view of a man having a shit,” confirmed Catriona O’Byrne as she and her husband Paul both attempted to avoid eye contact through the glass, which was only partially frosted.

The increased presence of horrendously thought out designs in hotels has led to many couples checking out at reception with ‘haunted looks’ on their faces.

“Whatever happened to walls? They’ve clearly been designed by single people who never have to share these spaces with people nor struggle with spicy food,” confirmed Catriona, whose ‘romantic weekend’ turned into a ‘it’ll be awhile until I get that strained look on your face out of my mind weekend’ after Paul put in a solid 45 minutes working his way through the after effects of a curry.

Investigations conducted by WWN found that at the annual meeting of hotel chains where new innovations and trends are discussed and decided upon, an agreement was reached that all en suites will now, for no good reason, involve a lot of clear glass and no privacy.

“We’re all about creating memories for our guests, just not necessarily the ones they want,” confirmed one hotel chain.

“We’re also working making 6pm check ins and 7am check outs the new norm, it’s great to be able to take customer feedback and ignore it”.

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