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Background Character Coughing Early In Movie Probably Fine
MOVIEGOERS in a local Waterford cinema have confirmed that the background character who coughed loudly during the film’s opening scene ... -
Artist Believes Undiagnosed Depression Key To Their Shitty Art
A LOCAL ARTIST who specialises in underwhelming feats of artistic expression believes their mediocre creativity which has yielded consistently disappointing ... -
Equality Group Name Akon A ‘Pioneer’ For Admirably Trying & Failing To Describe Girl Without ...
THE SOCIETY For The Enhancement In How Woman Are Treated (SFTEIHWAT) have today bestowed their highest honour on Senegalese-American rapper ... -
Elon Musk Claims xAI Just ‘Weeks Away’ From Having Technology To Allow Joe Rogan Interview ...
“INCREDIBLE ADVANCEMENTS in AI technology are being achieved every day, but this is a project very close to my heart ... -
€200bn-A-Year Games Industry Loses Toddler To ‘Choo Choo Train’
THE MOST LUCRATIVE entertainment market in the world, worth in excess of an estimated €200bn a year, is losing out ... -
Hollywood Studio To Save Millions By Filming Nuclear Fallout Movie In Leitrim
A HOLLYWOOD studio specialising in the creation of post-apocalyptic vistas is do shutdown its expensive and talented computer generated imagery ... -
Public Calls For Better Warning System Following Yet Another Surprise Ed Sheeran Gig
“IT’S just not fair on anyone. There needs to be better warning systems in place before he strikes again.” Thousands ... -
“I’m Good With Money” Says Man Who At One Time Owned 3 Copies Of ‘Superbad’ ...
LOCAL MAN Kevin O’Brien continues to pride himself on the notion that he is a fiscally responsible individual, despite damning ... -
Department Of Agriculture Report Historic ‘FarmVille’ Neglect Led To Widespread Famine & Death
THE DEPARTMENT of Agriculture has issued an apology for historic neglect during an era of light regulation and oversight of ... -
What To Do When Your Friend Says They’re Starting Their Own Podcast
DON’T PANIC. You knew this moment was bound to arrive. One of your friends has expressed sufficient confidence in themselves ...
