Sick, Sick Bastard Loves Dr. Pimple Popper

ONE of the most unhinged individuals to ever grace the planet has been sharing his passion for watching Dr. Pimple Popper, WWN can reveal. “I find it quite soothing actually, I especially like YouTube compilations of popping,” explained psychopath and Waterford local Martin Crossan, in what must to one of the most disturbing sentenced any… Read more »

Guess Those Celebrity Pecks

TEST your pop culture knowledge by guessing which famous person’s pecks you’re staring at. Guess correctly and it’s a proof that you’re a bona fide loser who spends too much time consuming celebrity bullshit. Guess incorrectly and what are you, some kind of cave dwelling simpleton? If you want the two pecks, that’s available to… Read more »

We Compare Taylor Swift’s Carbon Emissions With Taylor Who Drives Drives A Suzuki Swift

THE TRACKING of high net worth celebrities with private jets revealed Taylor Swift’s private jet took 170 flights in the first half of the year generating over 8,000 tonnes of carbon emissions. WWN, in conjunction with Swift’s PR team, poses the question; could emissions largely be the fault of 1% of the global population who… Read more »

Song Lyrics That You Couldn’t Get Away With Today

POPULAR music artist Beyoncé has agreed to remove a derogatory term from a song on her current album following backlash from the snowflake generation, proving once again that straight white men really can’t say anything these days. What will they come for next? Here’s five more lyrics that we’ll probably see get cancelled before too… Read more »