FRESH from the success of their drama about Jeffrey Dahmer, Netflix have confirmed it is to oddly humanise serial killer Harold Shipman next WWN can reveal. “Yes, he was a remorseless murderer but that’s just one side of the story, we’re aiming to give viewers a more rounded account of Harold; fun Harold, quirky Harold,”… Read more »
AFTER 44 years, 13 movies, 2 reboots and a fairly definitive decline in box office returns, the Halloween franchise finally ended with Halloween Ends this weekend. Or did it? There’s no reason in today’s age of streaming that the franchise can’t continue for another 4 decades, creating content that passes the time for viewers and… Read more »
IN YET another blatant example of the radical left’s ongoing crusade to turn our children into an army of sexually confused perverts via the woke-ification of their favourite movies and TV shows, the new Hellraiser movie now features a transgender demon, because of course it does, writes WWN inhouse movie critic, Larry Gorman. What effect… Read more »
“I’M just making sure her death was from natural causes as there are dozens of murderers who would have loved to have caused her death,” US Sheriff Amos Tupper told WWN today, who flew into Cork from Cabot Cove late last night. Mr. Tupper confirmed he is currently investigating the death of local woman Jessica… Read more »
OMG Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox have been spotted on Dublin’s notorious boardwalk with a huge Super Valu bag full of cheap Dutch larger asking people if they have a spare cigarette, WWN can categorically confirm. Skulling can after can while harassing passing smokers ‘for butt’, the pair looked menacing as Dublin’s own boardwalk… Read more »
KENNETH Pellan has totted up in his head how long it’s been since he watched the 1988 Brat Pack western Young Guns after noticing it while scrolling through Netflix and holy Christ, it’s been at least 30 years. “Fuck, I’m old,” sighed 45-year old Pellan before stating that he must watch the movie, once considered… Read more »
BREAKING news just in from your letterbox has revealed the annual TV licence can go fuck itself and remain unopened for the foreseeable future, WWN reports. Landing unannounced like a musty smelling distant cousin at a family wake, the compulsory €160 bill no one wants is expected to go right back to the end of… Read more »
AN African American man with a life expectancy of just 24 has astounded the world by living another 35 years giving hope to tens of millions of his peers worldwide, WWN has learned. An educated fool with money on his mind, Artis Leon Ivey Jr. had been living on borrowed time since the mid-90s, defying… Read more »
AS THE COLOMBIAN star is confirmed to stand trial in Spain for tax evasion comes the stunning revelation that prosecutors will call Shakira’s hips to take the stand against her. “This is exactly what Shakira’s legal team feared, prosecutors playing on the vulnerability of her hips. The second they take the stand it’s all over,… Read more »
