NO SOONER had power couple Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury announced that they are expecting their first child, the UK’s most influential and trendsetting foetus had signed a deal with PLT, WWN can reveal. “It has got it’s mother’s head for business, as while Molly and Tommy were filming their announcement vid, the baby… Read more »
CONSIDER this your last warning. If you read beyond this point it could have a major impact of your Spotify playlists and your Netflix watchlist. John Lennon Beat his first wife Cynthia Lennon. You might not be able to hear this over the sound of you performing some mental gymnastics to talk around this, but… Read more »
HELLO dear readers, the day we feared is upon us. Foolishly we laughed in everyone’s faces when they warned us of such things. You’ve taken to your bed, not eating or drank water since the trailer emerged, you are bereft, but fear not WWN is here to give you the strength to carry on. Here’s… Read more »
ROCKSTAR GAMES have confirmed that leaked gameplay footage for Grand Theft Auto 6 is in fact genuine and will be less unhinged and deranged than America in its current state. Once famed for its satirical slant on contemporary American life Rockstar have apologised to GTA fans disappointed by the initial leaks depicting Miami stand-in Vice… Read more »
THE INAUGURAL hosting of the Rose of Tralee in 1915 has all but been forgotten, however, that is set to change with a new book by Irish historian Jim Logan. “It wasn’t the glitzy international event it has grown into today,” explained Logan, sitting down for a chat in WWN’s offices. “The festival was preceded… Read more »
WINTER is coming. Which means it’s time for The Great British Bake-Off, the only British product that an Irish person is permitted to enjoy. Last night saw season 13 kick off with with 12 new bakers, 2 hosts, 2 judges, and more buns than your Aunt’s wake. Here’s how it all went down: We were… Read more »
A FRENCH man considered very good at them French movies has passed away at the age of 91. Revered by your one friend who watches them French ones for reasons other than the faint possibility of some nudity, has stated yer man was quare good and influential. Despite not directing even one Marvel movie and… Read more »
“GLITTERY pink cowboy hats, 2 for 15 euro” It is with these words over the course of the 9th, 10th, 11th, 16th and 17th of September that Dublin man Richie Cassidy will become the nation’s richest person, supplanting the Limerick natives Patrick and John Collison at the top of the Irish money tree. Cassidy will… Read more »
A WATERFORD couple’s date night has been temporarily halted after one of the pair insisted that they’re sitting across the restaurant from a person who may or may not be an actor who may or may not have been in something, WWN can report. “Don’t look, don’t look, don’t look, but that’s definitely your man…. Read more »
