ARE YOU a movie lover looking to sit down in front of the TV with the kind of film that can in no way hold your attention but is still easy to follow while you’re buried in your phone? Great, then WWN has the five perfect movies for you. 1) The Gray Man With such… Read more »
FANS of Oasis have waited 13 years for the Gallagher brothers to put their differences aside and reunite after their bitter break-up in 2009, and have been teased countless times about possible mediation between the pair that would finally get the band back together. But sources close to both Liam and Noel have today leaked… Read more »
MATTHEW Perry isn’t the only former Friends star releasing a tell-all autobiography this year, the capuchin monkey who played Ross Geller’s pet Marcel has put the finishing touches to ‘I’ll Be There Flinging Poo’, which promises to be an explosive exposé of their time in Central Perk. Among the snippets leaked to press so far… Read more »
FRESH from the success of their drama about Jeffrey Dahmer, Netflix have confirmed it is to oddly humanise serial killer Harold Shipman next WWN can reveal. “Yes, he was a remorseless murderer but that’s just one side of the story, we’re aiming to give viewers a more rounded account of Harold; fun Harold, quirky Harold,”… Read more »
AFTER 44 years, 13 movies, 2 reboots and a fairly definitive decline in box office returns, the Halloween franchise finally ended with Halloween Ends this weekend. Or did it? There’s no reason in today’s age of streaming that the franchise can’t continue for another 4 decades, creating content that passes the time for viewers and… Read more »
IN YET another blatant example of the radical left’s ongoing crusade to turn our children into an army of sexually confused perverts via the woke-ification of their favourite movies and TV shows, the new Hellraiser movie now features a transgender demon, because of course it does, writes WWN inhouse movie critic, Larry Gorman. What effect… Read more »
“I’M just making sure her death was from natural causes as there are dozens of murderers who would have loved to have caused her death,” US Sheriff Amos Tupper told WWN today, who flew into Cork from Cabot Cove late last night. Mr. Tupper confirmed he is currently investigating the death of local woman Jessica… Read more »
OMG Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox have been spotted on Dublin’s notorious boardwalk with a huge Super Valu bag full of cheap Dutch larger asking people if they have a spare cigarette, WWN can categorically confirm. Skulling can after can while harassing passing smokers ‘for butt’, the pair looked menacing as Dublin’s own boardwalk… Read more »
KENNETH Pellan has totted up in his head how long it’s been since he watched the 1988 Brat Pack western Young Guns after noticing it while scrolling through Netflix and holy Christ, it’s been at least 30 years. “Fuck, I’m old,” sighed 45-year old Pellan before stating that he must watch the movie, once considered… Read more »
