Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Radio Stations Going To Play New Adele Song Until You Puke Your Fucking Ring Up

RADIO stations the world over have vowed today to continually repeat Adeles new single over and over again until ‘you puke your fucking ring up’, WWN reports. Parking Ed Sheeran’s played-to-death track Bad Habits for a bit, chirpy self-obsessed radio DJs are expected to now bombard listeners with Easy On Me, the British singer’s first… Read more »

Fred Durst Sentenced To Life For The Nookie

IT’S been a bad week for the Durst family following not only New York real estate heir Robert Durst’s guilty verdict for the murder of his best friend, but also the incarceration of his far-removed cousin Fred for crimes against music. “I did it all for the nookie!” screamed the 51-year-old Limp Bizkit frontman as… Read more »

Simon Cowell’s Face Celebrates First Birthday

A MILESTONE in Celebland today as Simon Cowell’s face was pictured celebrating its first birthday in an exclusive LA eatery, WWN can reveal. Paying someone who has full control of the muscles in their face to blow out the candles for him, Cowell was presumably happy beneath the face he wasn’t born with as he… Read more »