Spurs Getting Relegated Could Create Joy Not Felt Since Leicester Won The League

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A CALAMITOUS, hilarity-filled relegation from the Premier League for Tottenham Hotspurs could spark the kind of wild scenes of joy from neutrals not seen since Leicester City won the title, WWN Sports can reveal.

“Nothing drives happiness like watching the downfall of someone else, it’s magic. You can keep winning the league, I’ll take Spurs relegation,” confirmed one excitable Arsenal fan earlier today.

Precariously positioned near the relegation places, many Spurs fans are said to have reached the ‘acceptance’ stage of ‘Joke of a Club’ related grieving.

“We’re going to get relegated by an overhead kick own goal from the half way line, mark my words,” confirmed one haunted Spurs fan, staring off into the distance.

“But not before going down to 10 men before kick off on the final after Richarlison accidentally jabbed a child mascot in the eye”.

Non-Spurs fans have called on the Premier League to confirm plans for an open-top relegation parade for Spurs that could be laid on so fans can truly enjoy the monumental schadenfreude.

“Tudor in, Tudor is To Do! I’m actually getting goosebumps, this is why football is the best sport in the world, where else would you get a club packing it all in to become a full-time meme?” confirmed a Man United fan with a short memory.

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