Football Fan’s Opinion That Premier League Is Shite Now In No Way Connected With Team He Supports Doing Poorly

AS DEBATE rages on about the emergence of people bemoaning the apparent turgid style of play dominating the Premier League, many fans have been forced to clarify that their insistence that the quality of the game has ‘gone to shite’ is completely unconnected to the fact the team they support has nothing to shout about.

“This wasn’t the football I grew up with,” said one Liverpool fan of the current long ball, corners, diving and time wasting heavy football which is exactly the type of football he grew up with.

“The game has lost its soul; man handling the goalkeeper, sending brutish big men up for a corner to hammer it in with their fat heads, basically everything else I said the game has been missing during my decade long moan about how nimble dwarf no 10s with silky passing exchanges and relentless pressing have ruined the game,” confirmed a Man United fan, who said his opinion was only valid as long as United weren’t in a title hunt.

Recent results has even seen some Aston Villa fans declare the Premier League a progressive football graveyard, while Spurs fans were too busy laughing maniacally while running into walls in their padded cells to provide any comment.

“I always hereby reserve the right to pretend I didn’t spend 15 years complaining about the standard of refereeing and calling for the introduction of VAR which I now complain about nonstop and call ‘boffin led insanity’ when a marginal offside is correctly called,” confirmed every former player currently working as a pundit.

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