Social Media Delighted To Have New Tragedy To Gorge On

THE INTERNET has welcomed a new tragedy to gorge on, with many internet users accepting the challenge to speculate wildly and spread unfounded rumours, satisfying their vulturous desires.

Participating in the devouring of every detail without any regard for whether they are true or not, the online horde is said to be mainlining every morsel of the untimely death of former One Direction member Liam Payne with a sociopathic zeal.

“It’s terrible, people have a lot to answer for with how they treated him,” confirmed one person who has erased all memory of participating in exact thing they are now calling out.

“I can’t believe TMZ published those photos,” offered another person who will continue to follow the website’s social media accounts.

“What a tragedy,” added outlets who had previously provided internet users with mocking coverage of the same person, “but it’s more important than ever that we use this tragedy to find a scapegoat of some kind before refusing all responsibility once again for the part we play in such things”.