AN African American man with a life expectancy of just 24 has astounded the world by living another 35 years giving hope to tens of millions of his peers worldwide, WWN has learned. An educated fool with money on his mind, Artis Leon Ivey Jr. had been living on borrowed time since the mid-90s, defying… Read more »
AS THE COLOMBIAN star is confirmed to stand trial in Spain for tax evasion comes the stunning revelation that prosecutors will call Shakira’s hips to take the stand against her. “This is exactly what Shakira’s legal team feared, prosecutors playing on the vulnerability of her hips. The second they take the stand it’s all over,… Read more »
SCIENTISTS are no closer to understanding how there’s always 45 minutes left in whatever movie you’re watching every time you check the progress bar, regardless of how long the movie is overall, or your thoughts on its quality one way or the other. “It doesn’t seem to matter whether or not you’re enjoying the movie,… Read more »
NO SOONER had power couple Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury announced that they are expecting their first child, the UK’s most influential and trendsetting foetus had signed a deal with PLT, WWN can reveal. “It has got it’s mother’s head for business, as while Molly and Tommy were filming their announcement vid, the baby… Read more »
CONSIDER this your last warning. If you read beyond this point it could have a major impact of your Spotify playlists and your Netflix watchlist. John Lennon Beat his first wife Cynthia Lennon. You might not be able to hear this over the sound of you performing some mental gymnastics to talk around this, but… Read more »
HELLO dear readers, the day we feared is upon us. Foolishly we laughed in everyone’s faces when they warned us of such things. You’ve taken to your bed, not eating or drank water since the trailer emerged, you are bereft, but fear not WWN is here to give you the strength to carry on. Here’s… Read more »
ROCKSTAR GAMES have confirmed that leaked gameplay footage for Grand Theft Auto 6 is in fact genuine and will be less unhinged and deranged than America in its current state. Once famed for its satirical slant on contemporary American life Rockstar have apologised to GTA fans disappointed by the initial leaks depicting Miami stand-in Vice… Read more »
THE INAUGURAL hosting of the Rose of Tralee in 1915 has all but been forgotten, however, that is set to change with a new book by Irish historian Jim Logan. “It wasn’t the glitzy international event it has grown into today,” explained Logan, sitting down for a chat in WWN’s offices. “The festival was preceded… Read more »
WINTER is coming. Which means it’s time for The Great British Bake-Off, the only British product that an Irish person is permitted to enjoy. Last night saw season 13 kick off with with 12 new bakers, 2 hosts, 2 judges, and more buns than your Aunt’s wake. Here’s how it all went down: We were… Read more »
