Which County Should Be Converted Into A Giant Data Centre?

IN AN EFFORT to rip off the plaster and avoid the unnecessary long and drawn out take over of the country by energy-sapping data centres, WWN has reached out to tech multinationals with a proposition.

WWN has successfully secured a pledge from said companies to keep their colossal data centre eyesores in one preordained location so the rest of us can enjoy Ireland’s natural beauty without it being compromised and desecrated.

However, this comes at a terrible cost (or fantastic opportunity depending on your outlook and hatred of specific counties); you must select a county to be sacrificed to the multi-nationals Gods. The chosen county will be converted into a giant data centre as soon as possible.

For those of you not immediately shouting ‘Roscommon’ this will be a tough choice not taken lightly.

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