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Young Lad Has London Accent Now After Watching TV Thing
PARENTS of country Waterford teenager Damien Lyons have expressed concern over his recent transition from his thick Waterford accent to ... -
Diddy Cellmate Hasn’t Slept A Wink All Night
PERIODICALLY opening one eye to make sure his new celebrity cellmate is still asleep, New Yorker Damien Roons shuffled a ... -
Judge Accepts Huw Edwards Plea To Be Tried As Wealthy Person In Public Eye
THERE HAS been consternation in the UK as a magistrate agreed to try disgraced BBC presenter Huw Edwards as a ... -
“Yes It’s A Shock, He Seemed Nice But Is This The Best Use Of Our ...
CONSOLING with and being alive to the pain her client must feel, therapist June O’Hare felt it was her duty ... -
Office Lesbian Asked To Explain Chappell Roan Again
ADJUDGED to be the font of all queer knowledge, local ‘did you know Sarah’s a lesbian?’ office lesbian Sarah Fenton ... -
Harvey Weinstein Rushed To Hospital In Rare Good News Story
AMID a world in chaos, suffering the slings and arrows of constant death and suffering there is a chink of ... -
Well, There Goes Local Man’s Childhood
“AND I was only just fully over processing the trauma from watching Mufasa die in the cinema when I was ... -
If It Looks, Swims & Quacks Like A Duck It’s A Fucking Duck: Report
A GROUNDBREAKING new study has concluded that if something looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like ... -
‘Dynamic Pricing’ Win: Toploader Reunion Tour Tickets Go On Sale For Minus 89 Euro
‘DYNAMIC Pricing’, ‘surge pricing’, ‘in demand pricing’, whatever you call it there’s no denying the practice of flexible pricing for ... -
Politicians Who Have Fuck All To Say About 14,429 Homeless Very Vocal About Oasis Ticket ...
THE TRADITIONAL publishing of the latest homeless figures late on a Friday evening so that it slips the attention of ...
