“Haven’t Seen It Yet But It Looks Pure Cat” – Waterford Man Reviews Joker 2

RENOWNED Waterford movie critic Seamy Murphy reviews Warner Bros. Pictures’ comic book sequel ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ for Waterford Whispers Entertainment Magazine, but if the social welfare asks, we never paid him for any of this, okay?

Nah, seriously lads, the only money I took here was to buy the cinema ticket, which lasted me and the lads the whole week in cans of Tesco’s finest own brand cider, so sound for that, but fuck that; the Odeon was packed full of fucking students when I went down cause it was student night or some shit so didn’t bother in the end and headed over to Poleberry for some tins.

Now fair enough I didn’t see it but looking at the poster outside you could tell straight away it was gonna be pure cat cause me singer one from that other film the lack made me watch last Christmas was in it. Or was it the Christmas before? Can’t remember now, but they were singing all the way through the fucking thing anyway and there was no way I was putting me head through all that again.

Seen the first Joker alright. Good flick now. Love the part me man pulls out the gun and shoots De Niro in the head. Brains dripping down his face and everything there was. Some buzz. Said to meself it would be hard to beat that now and I was right.

Headed back over to the cinema when it was over to see if I could hear anything and they were all giving out that it was shite. Fucking knew it. The whole thing was just singing. Bummed a smoke off some young lad outside and he said they had the joker tap dancing and everything in it. Fucking tap dancing. Loada bollocks.

Nodder lad said he paid nearly 20 euro for a small popcorn, a package of Minstrels and a coke. Sure, you could have fed a family of five on that and still have some left over for cans.

Anyway, I give this film one star out of five – cat malogen.

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