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British Media Promises To Drag The Absolute Arse Out Of Royal Baby Story
THE BRITISH Press association today has promised to drag the absolute arse out of the royal baby story for the ... -
Social Welfare Reschedules Signing-On-Day Due To Call Of Duty Release
THE SOCIAL Welfare department announced that it will move today’s signing-on time to next week as it clashed with the ... -
Popes Butler To Be Publicly Burned At The Stake In Saint Peter’s Square
THE VATICAN announced yesterday that the popes ex-butler, Paolo Gabriele, is to be burned at the stake in a live televised ... -
Justin Bieber Reveals On-Stage Barfing Was Caused By ‘Morning Sickness’
LAST Saturday evening, in the first performance of her Believe tour, Justine Bieber succumbed to a mystery illness, buckling over ... -
Will.I.am’s Latest Track Still Sounds Shit On Mars, Say Scientists
AMERICAN rapper Will.I.am’s latest single still sounds shit on Mars say NASA scientists who endured the four minute track being ... -
Third World Children Pray For Robert Pattinson During Time Of Need
MILLIONS of third world children were said to be in prayer for Robert Pattinson this week, as news of the ... -
Local band Must Be ‘Really Good Now’ After Black And White Photo Shoot, Say Fans
A LOCAL Waterford band have ‘upped the ante’ this week when it was confirmed by fans that they are ‘really good ... -
Underpants Bomber Signs 5 Year Contract With Calvin Klein
THE Saudi underpants bomber has signed a five year contract with fashion house Calvin Klein, a spokesman for the company has ... -
Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million ... -
Mourners Post Really Funny Crack ‘Tribute Jokes’ To The Late Great Whitney Houston
THOUSANDS of mourning Irish men and women posted really funny crack ‘tribute jokes’ on Facebook today in an emotional memorial ...