“We Aren’t Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pump” Confirms CEO Of Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pumps Inc

DEFENDING the decision of some operators of petrol stations to increase the cost of fuel they purchased before America and Israel’s war in the Middle East, the CEO representing the group of fuel importers Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pump Inc has spoken out about customers’ misconceptions and misplaced anger.

“We here at Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pumps Inc have no intention of and have not ripped customers off at the petrol pump and such claims are highly offensive, we love our cash machines, I mean customers dearly,” explained CEO Hugh Oil.

“We merely preemptively hiked the price of fuel because we saw an excuse to do so but to say we at ROCAPPI want to rip people off is incorrect, we merely proactively passing on the wholesale price increase on fuel we paid a lower price for,” added Oil.

Some customers have also reported kerosene prices for current stock increasing overnight by nearly 50% something the ROCAPPI CEO strenuously denies.

In an attempt to repair any damage done between the organisation and its customers Mr Oil said if the war was to end suddenly and peace be restored in the Middle East, all current prices hikes would remain unchanged and become permanent.

“We will do absolutely nothing about this,” confirmed the Irish government, in an incredibly strong statement on this issue.

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