Benjamin Netanyahu Named ‘Sexiest Genocidal Maniac’

DEAD People magazine has named Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu its sexiest genocidal maniac alive for 2025, WWN can confirm.

The popular magazine announced the Zionist mass murderer as their annual pick last night, with the issue including an exclusive interview with the blue-haired God of war.

“It’s great to be finally recognised for years of land grabbing and genocide,” Bibi told Dead People magazine, “I couldn’t have done this without the support of the United States, Britain, Germany, Italy, France and whoever else supplied us with the 85,000 tonnes of bombs we dropped on Gaza. Hopefully this award will show the world that the 13,000 children we killed over the last 16 months wasn’t all in vain.”

Posing in a tight-fitting black army style t-shirt, flexing his guns, the 75-year-old hunk oozed sex appeal on the magazine front cover, packed with genocidal tips and guides to becoming the most ruthless war criminal of the 21st century so far.

“I have some big boots to fill but trust me when I say this; you ain’t seen nothing yet,” Bibi promised, who follows in the footsteps of previous genocidal maniacs like Bashar al-Assad, Vladamir Putin, to name but a few.