Music Critics Already Calling Taylor Swift’s Eventual Divorce Album The Greatest Of All Time

NOT LONG after passing on their congratulations to Taylor Swift on her engagement to NFL player Travis Kelce, music critics couldn’t help but look to the future and anoint the pop star’s future divorce album as possibly the best album ever.

“The cover teases, the special edition vinyl with a copy of the divorce papers, it’s all set to be the GOAT of albums, nevermind divorce albums,” confirmed one critic with Rolling Stone.

“This is going to shit all over Blood On The Tracks, Adele is going to have a mental breakdown when she hears it, it’ll have everything,” added an NME scribe.

Pitchfork have provisionally awarded the album a rare 10.0 with special praise reserved for heart-breaking, score-settling tracks they presume will be titled something like ‘Happily Ever Disaster’, ‘Pigskin, Big Sin’, ‘vowdareyou’, ‘Make Podcast Mics Expensive Again’ and ‘Wallis Simpson Was Right About Everything’.

“With this album, T-Swift has truly elevated the form, pushed the limits of naked emotion, it wouldn’t surprise me if she already had the album titled in her head,” confirmed an SVP at a 360 marketing firm.

Meanwhile, still deliriously in the throes of post-engagement ecstasy, Taylor Swift has confirmed one lucky fan can nab an invite to her wedding by buying the deluxe premium ‘champagne’ edition of ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ for $2.5 million.

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