Man Still In Queue For Pints At Oasis Gig Informs Boss He’ll Be Late To Work

A LOCAL MAN who attended an Oasis gig on Saturday is at risk of receiving an official warning from his employers as he remains in a queue for a pint at Croke Park, WWN understands.

“I’m not making any promises but hopefully I’ll catch ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’ and yeah, maybe that client meeting at 4pm, it’s not looking good though” confirmed ticket holder Martin Fehily on the phone to his boss, as he resisted the urge to breakdown in tears.

“I’m so parched at this point boss man, I actually don’t mind they’re only serving Piss-shore, look it I’m as annoyed as you but we’ve just got to stay positive, I’ve only missed all of Richard Ashcroft and Acquiesce, Morning Glory, Some Might Say, Bring It On Down, Cigarettes & Alcohol, Fade Away, Supersonic and Roll With It,” added Fehily as his boss screamed down the phone.

Fehily, a logistics specialist, is believed to be one of just 10,000 gig attenders who now risk the sack as they remain trapped in a queue for a beverage, however, the 43-year-old remains unfazed.

“Ah in fairness, how were the people organising this to know that people would want to purchase beers and that they’d have to have enough staff to pour these things and process payment in a timely fashion, it’s come completely out of the blue. Music concerts and boozing hardly go together,” offered Fehily, now just 473rd in the queue.

In other news, several on pitch sellers of warm cans of beer have died after being swarmed and overwhelmed by thirsty gigs goers.

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