IDF Finally Kill Yahya Sinwar After 41,800 Failed Attempts

THE IDF has confirmed it successfully killed senior Hamas figure and architect of the October 7th attack in Israel, Yahya Sinwar, after 41,800 previous failed attempts which instead killed innocent Palestinians.

“I could have sworn those first 15,000 children we murdered was Sinwar but look, you live and learn, well the children don’t live, we murdered them, but glad we got him in the end,” shared Israeli leader and genocider-in-chief Benjamin Netanyahu.

“As you know anyone trying to assassinate one individual in a targeted attack starts by starving out women and children, cutting off their water, bombing large swathes of heavily populated suburbs, murdering journalists and aid workers and so on, this is the best method if you really, really want to kill a specific person,” justified Netanyahu.

Netanyahu then told those hoping Sinwar’s death would trigger an end to the war that they clearly haven’t been paying attention but he looked forward to seeing that hope shrivel and die as he continued bombing Lebanon, Gaza, Syria and Iran.

“Hey, nobody gets these things perfect, America knows that better than anyone, we started a war in Iraq which according to some estimates killed as many as 1 million civilians before we finally killed Bin Laden in Pakistan 8 years later, killing masterminds behind attacks can be tricky,” confirmed US president Joe Biden, who confirmed the Irish city of Galway has been added to the US terror list after its council voted to ban Netanyahu from the city.