New Evidence Shows Hunter Gatherers Hadn’t A Clue What The Proper Diet Was Either

NEWLY discovered evidence deciphered from early cave paintings has revealed that hunter gatherers were just as stumped as we humans are today as to what is the correct diet for people, WWN reports.

Despite hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, vast advancements in science and technology, researchers are still no closer to the question of what we should eat and have officially just called it a day on the age-old question.

“We discovered in the artwork that hunter gatherers were just as confused as we are today, drawing huge black question marks after images of animals and vegetables on cave walls, hinting that they had no idea either,” Professor John Davies.

“Is eating animals bad? Should we just be consuming vegetation? We’re even further away from the answer than the cavemen were so I’m done,” Davies added, announcing he is to retire from nutritional science as of immediate effect.

Hoping to find some indication as to the natural diet of humans by researching the first ever emergent species, scientists discovered humans literally just ate everything to survive, even each other if it came down to it.

“Yep, we’re no different to animals at the end of the day, so eat whatever you fucking like!” the official report concluded on the matter.