Constant War & Death Just Easier Than World Peace, Conclude World Leaders

AN ASSEMBLY of the world’s leading politicians has concluded after several days of intense debate and lobbying, with a 100% embrace of the conclusion that constant war and death is easier than finding it within themselves the capabilities to achieve peace.

“Boom, boom, boom, dropping a megatonne of fuck you on a map; that’s easy. Admitting we have common ground with our enemies and negotiating for peace and the end to suffering? Gah, sounds like a LOT of work,” confirmed one strategic regional ally of a war criminal.

“Could you imagine concluding avoidable loss of life was avoidable? Madness,” one sensible voice said, giving their immediate reaction to the Conference For The World Suffering The Consequences Of Our Actions.

“Peace would benefit so so many people, but the one thing it wouldn’t benefit is my stranglehold on power so there’s only one choice and that’s pointless, ever complicated conflicts which spiral from town to town, country to country,” confirmed one dictator.

Despite all the positive steps made in the name of carnage, world leaders are actually in danger of missing their casualty targets for the year.