McDonald’s Branch Trump Did Shift At Files For Bankruptcy

HOURS after hiring Donald Trump to work for an hour, a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania has filed for bankruptcy.

“It’s actually quite impressive the damage he did in only 60 minutes during a photo op,” said the owner of the ruined franchise of the famous fast food behemoth.

Staff had tried to keep Trump isolated to the drive-thru section but the six-time bankrupt former president escaped his minders and began to financially devastate the branch.

“He took out loans on behalf of the company and didn’t pay them back, he asked the branch accountant if he had tried to save money by just never paying tax, he told the black employees they were getting black paid for their black jobs which meant paying them half what white staff were paid,” a frantic owner explained.

Within 12 minutes of his stint in the branch, the HR team had to be expanded to 40 HR managers due to the volume of sexual harassment complaints against Trump.

“When he wasn’t grabbing and groping he was cornering staff and talking to them about Arnold Palmer’s penis,” explained a HR manager who quit on the spot.

More chaos ensued when Trump encouraged supporters to riot after one customer changed his mind and went to Burger King.

“It’s a rigged system, no one eats Burger King,” complained Trump.

Senior McDonald’s officials then punished the franchise owner for hiring a convicted felon, which is against McDonald’s hiring policy.

Elsewhere, woke left wing Democrats who are normally against businesses who use meat have praised McDonald’s for being an inclusive workplace for all, even elderly people in the throes of dementia.

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