Elon Musk Promises ‘Robotaxi’ Will Be 10 Times More Racist Than Average Taxi Driver

EVERY toxic ex with a restraining order’s favourite billionaire has done it again! Elon Musk’s genius knows no bounds as evidenced by the unveiling of Tesla latest’s promised innovation; the Robotaxi.

Straight out of a sci-fi movie, Musk pledged to deliver the self-driving taxi by 2027 but sought to allay fears that he was completely doing away with beloved features of riding in a cab.

“Don’t worry, we’ll be training the AI Taxi assistant on all the racist comments I let flourish on X, that way you can rest easy knowing the Robotaxi will 10,20, hell, 100 times more racist than your average me/taxi driver,” enthused Musk.

Several attendees at the launch were ejected after asking Musk if he was aware of the existence of buses and trains. Musk then inexplicable jumped several centimetres into the air a number of times while some impatient Trump supporters demanded to know when the Robonazi would begin production.

While the pace of technological innovation can bewilder many and stoke anxiety, some regular taxi-takers were cautiously optimistic about the Robotaxi.

“The last thing I need in the taxi on the way to see a loved one whose just had a heart attack is silence, being lectured to, unprompted, about every ethnic minority is a tradition worth keeping part of the futuristic taxi experience,” said one viewer of the live unveiling of the Robotaxi.

One welcome feature in the Robotaxi will see the operating system pretend its card reader isn’t working and insist the passenger pays in cash.

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