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Internal Review Concludes Fianna Fáil As Good At Selecting Presidential Candidate As They Are At ...
ASSESSING the calamitous selection process for a presidential candidate which resulted in Jim Gavin being picked, an internal review by ... -
“Neither Place Is Worth Visiting”: Government Defend Cancelling Re-Opening Of Wexford-Waterford Train Line
DEFENDING their decision to erase plans for the re-opening of the Wexford-Waterford train line, the government confirmed that residents of ... -
Poll: What Would You Spend €172k Embezzled From A Charity On If You Were An ...
JAILED FOR two years and 9 months for stealing €172,000 from a housing charity and spending the money on various ... -
Bill Badbody: What Would Happen If Russians Landed At Waterford Airport & Took Over It ...
AS RECENTLY pointed out in a piece in inferior publication The Irish Times, Ireland would be defenceless were Russian troops ... -
Exhausted Government Take Rest Of Year Off After Re-Announcing Spending Plans They Had Already Announced
“A HERCULEAN EFFORT” one government insider said, describing the tireless efforts of the government to invite the media to the ... -
State With Track Record Of Getting Hacked Says It Can Be Trusted To Roll Out ...
MINISTER FOR Media Patrick O’Donovan has announced the government’s intention to ape Austrlia’s recent move to limit internet access for ... -
“The Video Got Some Views In Fairness”: Minister For Housing Celebrates Finally Hitting A Target
THE SOUND OF champagne corks could be heard coming from the office of the Minister for Housing James Browne early ... -
“I’ll Make It My Personal Mission To See Open Sewage Pipes Routed Through The Homes ...
MINISTER for Blaming Failure to Build Infrastructure Projects on Everyone But The Government Jack Chambers has confirmed a singular focus ... -
Donohoe Lands Big Fancy Job In The States, The Prick
ABANDONING the nation like a child in Tusla care, Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe has landed a big fancy job in ... -
30,000 Homeless By 2030 Pledged In New Govt Housing Plan
ANNOUNCING their fourth housing plan in just twelve years this morning, the Irish government has pledged to once again fail ...
