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8 Years & €2.2bn Later Tánaiste Has Sneaking Suspicion Children’s Hospital Builder Ripping Off Taxpayer
DRIVING himself to the brink of insanity at merely entertaining such a deranged thought so untethered to the reality all ... -
Report: Top 7.7% Of Earners Paying For The Rest Of You Workshy Layabouts
A NEW REPORT from the Parliamentary Budget Office highlighted the fact those earning over €100,000 accounted for 54.1% of the ... -
Fine Gael Candidate Forced To Withdraw From Race After Doing Very Fine Gael Thing
FINE GAEL candidate for local election Marian Dwyer-Agrios has withdrawn from the race in Drogheda after news site The Ditch ... -
Fianna Fáil Win! First Time Voters Too Young To Remember Spate Of Suicides During Recession
THOSE FIANNA FÁIL members fearful of enduring poor local and European election campaigns have been boosted by some welcome news ... -
RTÉ Viewers Given Invaluable Chance To See Politicians Talk Over Each Other For 60 Minutes
VOTERS in the mythical Irish location of the Midlands-North-West hoping to turn on RTÉ last night and struggle to make ... -
Asylum Seekers Swap Tents For Life Rafts On The Liffey To Avoid Being Moved
DUBLIN’S river Liffey was dotted with dozens of inflatable life rafts this morning after ingenious homeless asylum seekers switched from ... -
Government Really Enjoying Sinn Féin Support Implode Over Government Policies
FLABBERGASTED at how easy it was to let anti-migrant sentiment fester causing Sinn Féin support to implode in on itself ... -
Fine Gael To Explore Putting Asylum Seekers Through New York Portal Installation
AS PART OF their latest attempt to prove they’re the ‘party of law and order’ after a brief sabbatical from ... -
Politicians Actually Quite Enjoying Using Human Beings As Political Pawns
GOVERNMENT politicians hailing from Ireland and the UK have admitted that it is ‘tremendous fun’ trying to score cheap political ... -
Resigning Scottish First Minister Lasts 8.1 Liz Trusses
THERE was a quiet and understated fist pump of celebration amidst the considerable embarrassment that is the resignation of Scotland’s ...